I am nuts

Jobs I would like to do (Singapore only)

Taking a break off my final projects, I being to think of jobs that I would like to do (read: easy job, high pay) when I graduate.

1. MP (NOT Military Police!)
Job Scope:
- Show face once every 5 years to shake hands and carry babies.
- Take home pay average of the highest professionals.
- Lamblast opposition at every opportunity.
- When asked uncomfortable questions, wave hand dismissively and declare that we need to 'move on'
- Or sue them

If you are lucky, you can probably stay in your job without going through a single election(ie never got tested!).

Dream job rating : *****

2. Charity Organistation CEO
Job Scope:
- Get donations
- Get more donations
- Get even more donations
- Use donations to buy gold tap
- Use donations to pay for worthless projects run by friends or self.
- Get paid a peanut a year

Nobody will ever need to know how much money you are stealing getting paid. Just dun go for gold taps, and leave more powerful organisations alone...

Dream job rating : ****

3. Pastor
- Pray
- Help people keep money
- Pray
- Help church keep money
- Pray
- Help 'invest' the money

Too much praying involved... :(

Dream job rating : *

4. President
- Eat lunch with visitng delegates
- Visit other countries to have lunch
- Guard reserves (But never attempt to ask how much you are guarding aka the late mr ong)

Cons - Diff to get employed...

I had a few more ideas in my mind earlier... will update again.

posted by Nutcracker @ 8:45 pm